Saturn’s Flea Collar Aches and paines

I'd better stick my hand up and tell you
How I feel ''cause the feelings I have are so damned real
For someone so phoney glad handing dandy
Hey there kid do ya wanna piece o'candy?
I'm a christmas cookie on a baking sheet and I'm forged in the
Fire of what other people think abd I don't know nothin'
Except what I was told, too damned scared to break the fuckin' mold.
Oh life is hard, love is cheap I whine about my problems 7 days a week
It's a full-time job making sure you're perfect and I'd
Probably die if it wasn't so worth it, I've got aches +
Pains and no place to go with it maintaining my face
And I'm so damned stoic it's hard to be humble when
You've got all the answers,
Would you like a side of fries or a pie with your whopper?
I'm a flame-boiled burger in a Styrofoam package
Littering the side of the road by the wreckage
Of a head-on collision with our conflicting desires
You're splattered like a critter under my tires.
Life is hard, love is cheap, blah blah blah...
You know I gotta lotta aches and pains.